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When Your At A Family Gathering Some1 Calls out George or Maria And 12 Of Your Cousins And Oncles Turn Around!
When You've Heard The Sentence 'Sto Leo Enia Gia To Kalo Sou' A Hole Lot Of Times!
You've Got A Bottle Of Ouzo In Ur House Very Very Otfen!
You Kno There's No MouthWash Or ToothPaste Strong Enuff That Could Beet Tzatziki!
The Closest Time You've Ever Come 2 Wining The Lottery Is When You Found The Coin In The Vasilopita!
Your Parents Kno 'Horiatika Martial Arts'And Are Trained With Moves Such As: The Always Dangerous Anapothee, And The Torture Techniques Which Involve Pulling Of The Ears N Hair!
Your Parents Are Also Trained 2 Use Weapons Such As: The Kolo Killing Koutala, The Flying Padofla And Lets Not 4Get The Classic Viscious Verga!
When Your Driving Down A Busy Street You Stop Your Car, You Scream Out The Window And Have A Full Conversation, No Matter How Many Cars Are Honking Behind You!
You Know At Least 5 Places 2 Eat 4 Free Cuz You Knwo The Owner!
When You Gotta Wake Up At Midnight To Go To The Eklisia Just To Turn On Your Labatha When Your Half Awake And Come Back Home Just To Turn It Off Again And Go To Bed!
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You've Been So Bored In Church That You Imagined That You Were Luc Skiwalker And The Priest Was DarthVader And You're Labatha Was The Lite Saver!
